I’m sorry we haven’t been using you for anything more than hotdogs and cold coffee lately. But the truth is, we don’t need you. It’s not you… it’s us. We have been eating more “real food” lately. We haven’t eaten a t.v. dinner in over three years and –frankly– we can easily use the cooktop for heating hotdogs, coffee, and making popcorn.
Plus, you are pretty old and bulky. You are taking up prime countertop real estate! In this “one-butt-kitchen”, we need every square inch of space there is. Being that we are eating and drinking more real foods, I kind of need the space for my ferments. I am feeling kind though and have decided that you can retire in storage under the house. It’s dusty as hell down there, but I’m sure you will be fine.