Unicorn Poop

Frühlingskabine Micro-Farm just acquired a unicorn. This unicorn poop manure should magically fix all of our garden soil woes. After all– what are unicorns for but to repair depleted soil?

Just kidding…. It was my mom’s birthday and I found this weird idea for cookies on Pinterest. They are just a batch of sugar cookies that divided into five, colored with regular ol’ food coloring, and rolled together into poop piles. Real attractive sounding huh!?

Yeah. Those are real sparkles and silver shine stuff for cakes. Didn’t you know unicorn poop is sparkly? Silly you.

Aren’t you glad you read this ridiculous post?

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